Sunday, February 22, 2009

Best Supporting Actress

Meryl Streep=Steroids.
He's not the first to say it. Won't be the last.
And now the Kodak theater crew guys can't figure out how to open a curtain for the first of 14 montages of the evening. Should be a quick broadcast kids. No one has work tomorrow right? Ok love me some Tilda Swinton but here is the thing. When you are pale as ass in January perhaps "Beiger than Beige" is not your best choice for a color. She looks like a sand dune.
I actually like the leopard on Whoopi. It's her and she is working it. Goldie Hawn's dress starts at her sternum...her 65 year old sternum.
Penelope Cruz!
No surprise there. She looks lovely which is sort of like saying that headcheese is disgusting...it just always is. You figure she is one of those women who just wakes up with birds flitting around her bed waiting to bring her slippers and a robe. She probably sings to them in Spanish than brushes her hair 100 times.

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