BRIT BRIT BRIT BRIT

AAAAHHHH!! TOO MANY BRITISH!! This isn't the BAFTAS people Jesus. Look I love the Brits. LOVE. I'm one of the biggest Anglophiles out there. I want to move to London and drink tea and make out with football hooligans I really truly do. But can't these guys cut loose a little? These speeches are death. I've heard curling commentary that was more interesting than these Oscar speeches and that's played with brooms. WITH BROOMS PEOPLE!!! This is why the Oscars need drinks at the seats. I'm thinking these blokes would be a lot livelier a few pints in.